Have you ever wondered why every UK high street is littered with barber
shops?
Every corner you turn there is a barber shop, even in small buttfucky
towns these barber shops are everywhere.
This is no new concept, but I believe the mystery is deeper than it seems ...
Lies
The whole barber shop situation, along with similar such as the American
candy stores, are no new concept. They have been widely documented online
and the general conclusion is monery laundering.
Whilst I think in the case of the American candy shops this might be
feasable, in the case of barber shops I think this is just scratching the
surface. And the government knows this, so they are covering up the true
intentions of the barber shops!
The Clone Wars
Ever watched Star Wars? Remember the clone wars? I don't think this is
too far off!
The doomsday clock as of January 28th 2025 is 89 seconds to midnight!
The end of the world is imminent! War is going on left right and center,
and we need soldiers!
Lot's of people would be unwilling to go to war in this modern age where
people do not want to fight for a government which violently bums them
at any given opportunity. So how are the glowies going to fight the wars?
Clones!!!!
How do we get clones?
Hair!!!!
The government are using these barber shops as DNA harvesting centers to
produce clones of the population. They gather the hair, send it to a lab,
then produce clones to try and make the perfect clone fit for battle!
This method also rules out a lot of unkempt nerds who havent had their
haircut in donkeys, leading the government closer to getting the perfect
specimen for war!
Wise up people, cut your own hair and burn it if you want to stop the end
of humanity!